THE LANDFILL GAS SONGSUNG TO THE TUNE OF:
DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOUR ETC...DOES YOUR LANDFILL GAS LOSE ITS ODOUR BY THE TRASH CAN OVERNIGHT
DOES YOUR MANAGER SAY DON'T BURN IT DO YOU BLOW IT UP IN SPITE
DO YOU CATCH IT IN YOUR CONDENSATE TRAP
DO YOU FLARE IT UP IN FRIGHT
DOES YOUR LANDFILL GAS LOSE ITS ODOUR BY THE TRASH CAN OVERNIGHTDOES YOUR LEACHATE RECIRCULATION GIVE THE EPA A FRIGHT
DO YOUR HEAVY METALS GLISTEN WHEN YOU IRRIGATE AT NIGHT
DOES YOUR TOXIC DUMP ILLUMINATE YOUR WASTE RECYCLING SITE
DOES YOUR LEACHATE RECIRCULATION GIVE THE EPA A FRIGHT© Carmine Bocchino 2001
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